What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:27

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Another attempt resulted in ...

share office space ...

Unacceptable again!

More Americans applied for jobless benefits last week, rising to highest level in eight months - PBS

No, not a chance

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Man eats dubious street food—ends up blowing apart his GI tract - Ars Technica

No go.

Still no good.

Still no good

Do you think Taylor Swift will pay a price in the marketplace for endorsing Democrats?

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

Taylor Swift files for restraining order against alleged stalker, says he 'makes me fear for my safety' - NBC News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Mya Lesnar, Daughter of WWE Star Brock, Wins 2025 NCAA Shot Put Championship - Bleacher Report

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

New Apple study challenges whether AI models truly “reason” through problems - Ars Technica

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are the different types of networking?

So, the docs changed it to read

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Hysterias & Posteriors

What great song was "ruined" once you really listened to the lyrics?

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Discovery of 'mini halo' points to how the early universe was formed - Phys.org

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

China's electric cars are cheaper, but is there a deeper cost? - BBC

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No way

What would you do if you were lost at sea in the Florida Keys?

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids